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A group of unlikely companions receive a radio call leading to a deserted house with a grisly past. After exploring the house, the group makes the foolish decision to split up, leading to a trail of death and destruction as the house unleashes its deadly past. Along the way expect severed heads, exploding light bulbs, demonic clown dolls, and a creepy little girl.
A below average horror movie from director Umberto Lenzi. He pulls out all the stops in this movie - unleashing a crazed hillbilly, an unconvincing head in a washing machine, exploding glass jars/bottles, a shaky campervan, a devil dog, an indoor feather-storm, an acid/slime bubble bath, the grim reaper, and a cute little girl and her evil clown doll! The mindless dialogue is perfectly suited to the awful characters, who simply wander through the house until something bad happens. The death scenes are OK though. The ending felt a bit rushed. Perhaps the budget ran out and Lenzi had to come up with something less expensive at the last minute? In the end, this is just a run-of-the-mill haunted house slasher.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
A struggling rock band and other college students cope with the trials and tribulations of their young lives and find themselves in the role of determining what exactly is behind the recent full-moon killings which have been attributed to wild dogs.
This amateurish low budget horror movie fits quite snugly in the "so bad it's good" category for the first half but then it quickly loses steam and you're forced to sit through absolutely pointless filler so much so that the payoff in the end is almost never worth it. It's funny seeing the cast who are all portraying high school students looking more like in their late 20's and early 30's. The wolf transformation sequence in the end is decent but that's probably the only good thing I can really say about the movie. Unless you're really desperate to see every werewolf movie, give this one a miss.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
A bounty hunter who is desperate for money is assigned to bring back an enormous and angry ex-convict who wears a deadly glove made of leather and steel.
Ross Hagen directs this low key, low budget, action, crime, revenge b-movie caper and it isn't good I'm afraid. There is very little action involving the deadly glove but what is shown is fairly good. The movie did start rather well before it grinds to a halt until near the end. John Saxon as the lead star also narrates the story detailing his day to day activities which acts as a means to further the plot. It makes the movie rather cheesy I thought. He's also not that convincing as the bounty hunter. There's a fight in a meat factory which is unintentionally funny which sees Saxon and a villain hitting each other with slabs of meat! This movie could have been so much better but as it is it's not worth bothering with.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
An outlaw gang hanged by a posse in the late 1880's comes back from the grave to terrorize the descendants of the posse’s leader.
Don't be deceived by the cover for this obscure movie. There are no skeletal cowboys here at all - in fact the so-called dead outlaws look like flesh and blood human beings that stepped out from a western clothing store. Their clothes, faces and demeanor is fresh and sunny. What this movie is essentially some guys with cowboy hats chasing a couple of young adults and a Vietnam veteran around some woods. There is no horror element to it at all and whilst there is some blood, that is from gun shot wounds and nothing else. The acting is at least competent and the camerawork is OK but there's zero tension and zero thrills. There is some entertainment to be had from this movie but if you intend to seek this thinking it's going to be a decent horror then go and watch something else instead.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
A quartet of murderous psychopaths break out of a mental hospital during a power blackout and lay siege to their doctor’s house.
This is a good early 80's slasher movie. The movie has enough gore and usual slasher hijinks to keep the average horror fan satisfied. Director Jack Sholder includes enough twists and turns and attempts to set up a good enough cast for suspense and atmosphere so that the movie's rough edges are smoothed out a bit. The movie even briefly examines the hypocrisy in the medical world in what is crazy exactly to us or to anyone else? Though not a major standout, this along with some great over the top acting by Jack Palance and Martin Landau help to set the movie apart from other slashers of the era.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
A meteor strikes a houseboat in the swamps near a southern town. The people on the houseboat become zombies who feed on the alligators in the swamp. Once they run out of alligators, they start going for the citizens.
One of the sorriest excuses for a zombie movie you'll ever get to see. It is no doubt one of the worst movie experience I've ever had. Fred Olen Ray has been called one of worst directors ever and on the evidence of this one that might have been true but he did make some decent movies later on in the 80's. The script, editing, acting and makeup effects in this movie are breath taking in how awful they are. What made Larry 'Buster' Crabbe take part in this monstrosity I'll never know. I can't think of one decent thing to say about this movie, that's how bad it is.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
When a Ministry of Defence's facility in London is completely destroyed by a huge explosion, two men come into possession of a strange object from the blast; a large lump of solid uranium. The pair quickly learn of their find's potential worth from criminals as well as its radioactive dangers.
This movie is apparently based on a real life incident back in the late 60's. It tries it's best to emulate 60's crime caper movies but fails miserably. It just lacks the fun of a good caper and ends up more of a dry drama with a series of amusing characters and funny lines which end up not being funny at all. To be honest, the first third of the movie was great but as soon as the story went gallivanting abroad, it lost it's sparkle and it's humour too. I like Ray Winstone as an actor and he does OK here. Alongside him is his daughter Lois, Jack Husron and Colm Meaney. There is just no sense of excitement or tension to engage the viewer so this movie isn't that good I'm afraid.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
Karen marries Arnold at his funeral and continues to get his money as long as she stays by his coffin. Meanwhile, various oddball relatives after Arnold’s wealth are being killed in a creative variety of ways.
An OK comedy. The main problem is it isn't consistently funny, but it was kooky enough to make me watch right until the end. There are some goofy deaths (Roddy McDowall’s probably being the best), dry humour, and a bit of a theme song, but the movie as a whole never rises above the basic expectations. It's more of an oddity than anything else that doesn’t quite surprise as much as it should. The sets are cheap but atmospheric. The cast are fine in their roles. This is a kind of movie that only certain people will like so I think that's why it's rather an obscure title.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
A boy, expelled from military school, returns home to his father's disappointment. He discovers that a motorcycle gang called The Rustlers has been terrorising his high school, and falls in love with the girlfriend of the gang’s leader. He decides that the gang need to be taught a lesson.
The success of Animal House and Meatballs was the inspiration for this Canadian comedy. It's basically just a series of tit for tat pranks pitting a young Michael Biehn and his friends against The Rustlers. The biggest laugh here comes from trying to accept that anyone in this cast is of high school age. The jokes are pretty obvious but at least they do make you smile. It might not be in the same league as Animal House but I thought it was funny. This is quite an obscure comedy but if you do seek it out I'm sure you'll get something out of it.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
An English family of six takes in a pregnant woman who disappears shortly after giving birth. They raise the baby girl as their own, but over the years the strange deaths of their children make them consider whether the little girl is more than she appears.
Cannon Pictures had a reputation for producing crap movies, they even killed off the original Superman franchise but surprisingly this evil killer child movie is pretty good. The story has a cuckoo'esque bent to it in that the blonde haired little girl wants the love and attention of the parents all to herself and kills off the rest of the offspring. You could also say that there's The Omen slant to the movie as well. There is something really menacing about the girl that plays Bonnie as a child. Her eyes show pure evil so she did a great job in the role. Donald Pleasance's daughter Angela has a small role as Bonnie's real mother who's a bit weird. In the end, this was a good psychological horror and although it lacks any real tension or gore, it's worth taking a look.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
Mega-promoter Colin Beverly plans to sabotage the New Year’s 1983 concert of small-time operator Max Wolfe. Wolfe’s assistants Neil Allen and Willie Loman find romance while trying to save the drugs, violence, and rock and roll from Beverly’s schemes.
This is a little seen but funny satirical comedy which provides the viewer with a rare opportunity to see actors being rock stars (Malcolm McDowell as a Mick Jagger like figure named Reggie Wanker). There's a cast of colourful characters which inhabit this movie and they provide many humourous moments. The movie was apparently an affectionately cheeky tribute to director Allan Arkush's time as an usher at a New York concert hall. At times this comedy comes across like a version of Airplane on acid! Lou Reed even turns up as a Bob Dylan-esque folk singer. I really enjoyed this movie and if you're in the mood for something that's a little bit zany then give this a go.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
An alien arrives on Earth in order to learn how to bring about peace to her own planet. There's one problem: Earth has become a post-apocalyptic waste ruled by a police state.
With a good b-movie cast which has John Saxon in it, I thought this might actually be quite decent but it isn't. It's a movie without a real plot, just roaming from one bombed out crater to the next. The final showdown between our hero and the villain with one white eyebrow has some fun railing kills throughout, but I can't help but feel like this is an opportunity squandered. The least compelling characters tend to get the most screen time. I was glad when the end credits came up. Overall, a poor post apocalyptic movie.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
Lise Cohen is taken to a special prisoner-of-war camp for female Jews, a camp run as a brothel to entertain the German officers and troops going in to battle. The camp is run with an iron fist by Commandant Starker and his minion Alma. Starker becomes frustrated when Lise demonstrates no fear, and devises cruel experiments to scare her, to no avail.
This movie has never been released uncut in the UK and was made to cash in on the success of The Night Porter. It's a pretty strong Nazisploitation flick. The opening 40 minutes is pretty relentless in it's atrocities towards the Jewish female prisoners, scene after scene of sleaze and violence with some rather shocking including Nazi officers eating the meat of unborn Jewish babies. There is hardly any plot barring the fact that a woman lures her former lover to the ruins of the death camp she once lived in just so she can extract revenge. The movie gets boring rather quickly so unless you're into sleazy stuff then you're not going to get anything out of this. It's rather tedious in the end.
4 years ago
AKB48Fan added 1 item to The Big Movie Watch List of 2021 list
Following the murder of his fiancée, Mitch Rapp trains under the instruction of Cold War veteran Stan Hurley for a secret government counter terrorist unit. When plutonium is bought by some terrorists to build a nuclear bomb, Mitch and the team face a race against time to find it.
This movie isn't anything that you haven't seen before. It's generic, predictable, and not particularly inspired. The plot is one of the most predictable I've seen in a movie in quite some time where every twist is seen coming from a mile away. The climax even revolves around the old trope of our heroes trying to stop a nuclear weapon from killing a bunch of people. However, what makes the movie work more than it doesn't is that it delivers when it comes to providing some above-average high-octane action sequences which includes displaying plenty of brutal and bloody violence. Dylan O'Brien is fine in the lead role, but I personally don't feel like his character was given a lot to work with emotionally or depth beyond his motivation. The true star of the movie is Michael Keaton who steals every scene he's in. All in all, this movie has enough to make it worth checking out if you are a fan of the genre.
4 years ago