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The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot
Decades after serving in WWII and assassinating Adolf Hitler, a legendary American war veteran must now hunt down the fabled Bigfoot. With such a silly title, I expected this movie to be either funnier or faster paced. But it's definitely not a comedy, nor an action movie either. Instead, what the viewer gets is some kind of bizarre twilight zone story drowned in melancholy, not tense enough to be compelling, and with no twist at all. The whole thing is pretty boring, really. I won't say it's a bad movie but let's just say that if it didn't exist, there wouldn't be much of a loss. Below average.
3 years, 8 months ago
3 years, 8 months ago
Hanover Street
Margaret is a nurse in England during WWII, and married to a secret agent. Things get complicated when she falls for David, an American pilot. This is cliche-ridden, unoriginal, outlandish, and boring pastiche of better old World War II set romances. I watched it for Harrison Ford who gives a very indifferent performance here. He is dull, and it is not so surprising in a dull movie. The love interest by Lesley Anne Down lacks any spark of reality or emotional conviction. The two genres of war and romance don't gel that well here and the only actor to actually come out of this with any merit is Christopher Plummer. A big waste of time in the end.
3 years, 8 months ago
3 years, 8 months ago
Stiff Upper Lips
Aunt Agnes vainly tries to force Emily to marry boring Cedric Trilling by taking them to Italy and India hoping that Emily will forget about the handsome commoner George. A very funny parody of the Merchant Ivory period drama productions. It satirises popular perceptions of certain Edwardian traits: propriety, sexual repression, xenophobia, and class snobbery. The plot may not be especially solid, but that’s not the point of a parody anyway. What matters is the subtle-yet-side-splitting wit employed to mock uptight British classics. The cast which includes Sean Pertwee, Peter Ustinov and Prunella Scales looked like they were enjoying themselves. I laughed quite a bit during the movie. Even if you don't like period dramas, I'm sure this movie will raise a smile with you. Give it a go.
3 years, 8 months ago
3 years, 8 months ago
American Shaolin: King of the Kickboxers II
After being humiliated in the ring by a dirty kickboxer who pulled down his shorts and then hit him, a martial arts student named Drew decides to travel to China and enter a monastery where he may learn the Shaolin form of fighting. This has nothing to do with the 1st King of the Kickboxers movie. It's an incredibly cheesy movie in the tradition of The Karate Kid/No Retreat No Surrender with an obnoxious protagonist in the lead role. The viewer gets to see the usual Shaolin training regime although I've seen better in other movies. The fight scenes are good because you have Corey Yuen as the martial arts choreographer. I thought the experience in the temple would have changed Drew into a better person but he's still the same arrogant little shit apart from the last 5 mins when he has his rematch with the man that humiliated him. Reese Madigan isn't the best actor I've seen but I guess he's adequate enough. If you have an obsession with early 90’s martial arts action movies then this isn’t the worst thing you could watch, but it’s not something worth seeking out either.
3 years, 8 months ago
The Final Winter
Grub Henderson is an Australian rugby league player, a 200 game man and old-school thug who solves his problems by hitting people or ignoring them until they go away. In the week that follows Grub will finally realise that his playing days are behind him - but he's not going to bow out without a fight. Set in the 80's, this Australian sports drama is all about how the game of rough and tumble rugby league was changing during the time but it also focuses on one man's homelife who has dedicated his entire existence to his rugby league club and finding out they no longer care what happens to him. Matt Nable is a former rugby league professional and this was the first screenplay he wrote and his feature acting debut to boot. The character he plays Grub isn't that likable, but his slow realisation that time is passing him by is one that even non sports fans can identify with. You don't have to be a rugby league fan to enjoy this movie as I definitely don't like the sport.
3 years, 8 months ago
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The Final Winter

have watched

6/10

The Intruder

8/10


3 years, 8 months ago
The Intruder
A man in a gleaming white suit comes to a small Southern town on the eve of integration. He calls himself a social reformer. But what he does is stir up trouble. Trouble he soon finds he can’t control. This might well be Roger Corman's best movie but it is deeply uncomfortable to watch. Those who know Corman as a fantasy and horror director will be surprised here. This is a strong political movie about racial intolerance, a low-budget production, shot in black and white with no big stars (William Shatner was not famous just yet). Shatner does a great job as a person who shows the hatred and ignorance of humans with his words but in doing so things get way out of hand. Many will no doubt be offended by the use of the N word which is said frequently throughout the movie. It's a sensational, gripping masterpiece that should be seen by everybody in how not to treat human beings.
3 years, 8 months ago
3 years, 8 months ago
Barry McKenzie Holds His Own
Barry McKenzie’s Aunt Edna is kidnapped by Count Von Plasma, the vampire head of an isolated Eastern European dictatorship who mistakes her for the Queen of England and thinks that kidnapping her will draw tourists to his country. Barry and his mates set out to rescue her and bring her back to Australia. The first Barry McKenzie movie did well so here he is - back in his 2nd adventure! A totally un-PC comedy and all the better for it. Also the movie that turned plain ol' Aunt Edna Everage into Dame Edna. Full of crude and low-brow humour, it does have it's fair share of good laughs until it starts to run out of steam in the final 30 mins. It presents a somewhat endearing yet over-the-top parody of broad Australian stereotypes i.e constantly drinking Fosters beer cans. This is the 1st movie I've seen the late Clive James take part in. There are a number of cameos from the likes of John Le Mesurier, Roy Kinnear, Frank Windsor and Donald Pleasance plays Count Plasma although I can't say he's that funny in the role. Many will be offended by the sexist, racist and homophobic language used but this movie was a product of it's time. It's amusing enough to warrant a watch.
3 years, 8 months ago
3 years, 8 months ago
Godzilla vs. Kong
In a time when monsters walk the Earth, humanity’s fight for its future sets Godzilla and Kong on a collision course that will see the two most powerful forces of nature on the planet collide in a spectacular battle for the ages. A truly dreadful movie. I expected the script to be functional, maybe terrible, but it spent so long explaining pointless exposition for the ridiculous story and not a single joke landed. Godzilla was boring. Kong was a joke. The fight in Hong Kong was okay for a bit. But there's almost nothing redeeming in this. It was a very painful experience watching this. Is this all we expect from blockbusters these days? The special effects that people seem to be raving about weren't even that good and with poorly written characters it all felt hollow and empty. The acting by the entire cast was crap. Please Hollywood, don't go near Godzilla or Kong ever again as you can't do a decent movie with them. What else can I say other than it was horrible.
3 years, 8 months ago
Hyper Sapien: People from Another Star
Three aliens from the planet Taros land on Earth and are befriended by a Wyoming rancher’s son. This sci-fi movie is aimed squarely for kids but whether they'll be able to stay interested throughout it all is another matter. Whilst it has a 3 legged 3 eyed cute alien pet Kirbi to make them laugh, the rest of the movie is filled with a lot of tepid drama, boring scenes of people wandering around the woods, and an annoyingly unnecessary love triangle that’s never even allowed to play out properly. The two alien girls are charming enough and there's even a heartthrob in Ricky Paull Goldin for young girls to swoon for. However, there's not enough excitement in this movie to keep you occupied. A fairly bland movie in the end.
3 years, 8 months ago
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Hyper Sapien: People from Another Star

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4/10

Bat*21

7/10


3 years, 8 months ago
Bat*21
Lt. Col. Iceal “Ham” Hambleton is a weapons countermeasures expert and when his aircraft is shot over enemy territory the Air Force very much wants to get him back. Hambleton knows the area he’s in is going to be carpet-bombed but a temporary shortage of helicopters causes a delay. Working with an Air Force reconnaissance pilot, Capt. Bartholomew Clark, he maps out an escape route. Based on a real life event, this is another of those late 80's Vietnam War movies which relies on the performances of its actors rather than a hail of action, blood, and bullets. It's different from many of the other Vietnam movies as the leading character has a conscience and frequently tries to avoid bloodshed especially civilian lives. It's a fairly straightforward war movie but the acting of Gene Hackman and Danny Glover sets it above the rest. The script is also intelligent so you're not going to get a gung-ho guns a-blazing story. Overall, a great movie to sit back and watch the some of the more unique tactics used to survive in bad situations.
3 years, 8 months ago
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Amazons

have watched

3/10

The Chain

6/10


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Amazons
The Chain

3 years, 8 months ago
Act of Vengeance
A group of women who have all been attacked by the same hockey mask wearing rapist, get no help from the police. So they band together to form a vigilante group called “The Rape Squad”, and set about going after the local scum. This colourful and early representation of the notorious rape-revenge sub genre is just so-so for trash movie fans. It's both trashy and humorous (intentional and otherwise) and will possibly make you uncomfortable during some of the lowbrow moments the movie occasionally revels in. As a 70's curio movie, it never gets quite as down and dirty as it could have, but it definitely flies low where taste is concerned and is bound to offend some viewers with its many unsettling scenes. It never gets above average at best.
3 years, 8 months ago
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Act of Vengeance

have watched

5/10

Bloody Kids

6/10


3 years, 8 months ago
Bloody Kids
Two bored 11 year old boys hatch a plan to stage a knife fight between one another outside a football ground. When one is then is accidentally stabbed for real in the scuffle it sets off a chain of events that only further their thrill, rather than frighten them into explaining it was all a joke. This 1979 collaboration between two of the UK’s brighter rising talents in writer Stephen Poliakoff and director Stephen Frears is a bit of a strange affair which is set in Southend. It mostly follows one of the boys Mike who is on the run from the police and meeting some colourful characters whilst his 'friend' Leo is in hospital deceiving the detectives quizzing him about his stabbing. It's a very bleak affair and the movie is populated by unlikable characters. The story is apparently a metaphor for the gloom that the UK was under during the dying days of the Callaghan/pre Thatcher era. There are a couple of familiar faces who would go on to bigger things such as Gwyneth Strong, Gary Olsen and Gary Holton. Even Mel Smith turns up as a nightclub bouncer. I don't think this is a movie for everyone as it is rather dark but I found it an interesting experience.
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The Hillside Stranglers
Two cousins begin a reign of terror in Los Angeles by murdering a string of women. This movie charts the infamous true life case of the Hillside Stranglers which took place between 1977 and 1978. It's a bland movie which never gets going to be honest. Instead of focusing on the gory murders, the movie centers on the detectives hunting the suspects by adding character drama and some relationship crap which slows the story right down. The movie also goes on for way too long. Richard Crenna does his best with a tired script. You do get to see a young Billy Zane playing one of the murderers. Quite a boring movie overall.
3 years, 8 months ago
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The Hillside Stranglers

have watched

5/10

American Commando Ninja

1/10


3 years, 8 months ago
American Commando Ninja
David, a young Ninja is recruited by his master to steal the formula for a viral weapon. He is pitted against two wily opponents – a KGB operative and Martin who has kidnapped a scientist who destroyed millions of lives through his bacterial experimentation in World War II and has developed the new lethal serum. Martin’s intentions are not honest as he wants the virus for himself in his bid to dominate the world. A God awful Taiwanese martial arts movie by none other than the King of crappy movies in Godfrey Ho. This movie makes no bloody sense whatsoever. The acting is terrible, the script is pathetic and the fights are badly choreographed. The characters are poor which includes a Chinese woman who wears an extremely 80's yellow top with Confederate flag shorts! It is what it is - an ultra cheap trashy pile of shit. All copies of this movie should be sent to the refuse dump!
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Elephant (2003)
Several ordinary high school students go through their daily routine as two others prepare for something more malevolent. Don't let the title fool you. This movie doesn't have an elephant in it, but it has a deep meaning that will make your head feel like mush after thinking about it too long. There's no point in me spoiling what unfolds other than the fact it is shocking. Now this movie isn't for anyone and those who are expecting a normal movie structure with three parts, well you are not going to get that. Gus Van Sant directed this movie in a way that it has a depressing and lonely feel to it. The directing in this movie is really excellent. The acting by the young cast was all great but there's no denying the movie leaves you hanging cold. Definitely put this on your list of movies to watch.
3 years, 8 months ago
3 years, 8 months ago